Post by hitone on May 11, 2004 21:39:54 GMT -5
LESSONS IN LOGIC
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything…..there's Master Card & Visa.
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One should love animals……they are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry….after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry….and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term…..it brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow…what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"….So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"… But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"…I can look at it for hours
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The more you learn, the more you know,…..the more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn?
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
........................................................
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
...............................................................
Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?
.........................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
..............................................................
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
............................................................
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
.............................................................
Money is not everything…..there's Master Card & Visa.
.............................................................
One should love animals……they are so tasty.
............................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
..............................................................
Every man should marry….after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
.......................................................
The wise never marry….and when they marry they become otherwise.
........................................................
Success is a relative term…..it brings so many relatives.
........................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow…what you can put off today.
............................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams"….So go to sleep
.............................................................
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
...........................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody"… But why take the risk
..............................................................
"Work fascinates me"…I can look at it for hours
.............................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,…..the more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn?
........................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
